June 25, 2005 (Federal Interference, fourth down)

HELLO KIDDIES and welcome to the journal. This week I would like to discuss something very important which is freedom. This country was founded on the freedom of oppression from the British. Now the country is being destroyed by the oppression of our government, and the blindness of citizens who inhabit this great land.

As many people are well aware, the Bush Regime stole this election by scaring the shit out of stupid Americans who believe everything they read in the papers, and live a simple life. They also said, if you vote against Bush, you are a traitor that supports a bigger traitor. They also said that the morality and values of our country has been flushed down the toilet. A vote for Bush supposedly will change the pace. Well, I would like to know what is so moral about lying to the American people about a case for war in Iraq, based on assumptions, not facts. I would like to know what is so moral about letting our religious systems go to hell and not expediting the process of prosecuting priests who molest children, while we let celebrities off the hook who commit the same crime. What is so moral about watching multi million dollar corporations steal money from their employees and sending them to the poor house, while CEOs whine and dine on hard working American’s 401K plans and other investments? Yeah George W Bush is the poster boy for saving our country from the enemy. Well one of our biggest enemies is ourselves. Our complacency for the way things are, and just living with it.

A good country is one that is united, and GW has divided the country. You have so many sheeple out there that say that everything is great. That terrorists haven’t attacked us, the deficit is slowly getting back to shape, and all the other useless crap you hear from Republicans and Bushbots on a daily basis. Then you have Democrats wanting to give everything away. This isn’t about red and blue, elephants and donkeys, this is about America. This is about our country, and our freedom and independence that many of us take for granted. We need to stand up and take our country back. We are the ones that need to hold the key, and stop letting government make decisions for us. If we appear to be weak, they win, because it makes it easier to control people who are weak.

Think about it, the Patriot Act has been called one of the most controversial bills out there, and they are talking about limiting some of the parameters of it. For instance, it allows government agencies to go into library records without a warrant. Yet, some in congress feel that us extreme, but Bush wants to veto it. What for? Because our security is in jeopardy. I can’t remember the name but a Nazi general once said, “the easiest way to control a society is to remind them they’re always in danger. They will believe anything you say in regards to their safety.” Bush once said, “if this were a dictatorship, it would be a lot easier.” Scary shit huh?
Now, the government wants to take your house from you if you occupy land that the city you live in or a business developer wants to use for a project. You can go to jail for burning the flag for political reasons. You will pay a huge fine for talking on your cell phone in the car. If you swear in public, you get ticketed. You criticize the government you get blackballed. If you question the government, you’re a traitor. What kind of country is this? What planet on we on? Does this sound like a free society to you? When does it end?

Next thing you know, they will be fining people for jerking off to porn, drinking the wrong kind of liquor, and giving change to the homeless. The machine keeps on going. Keeps plotting. How can we dupe the American people today? And considering that many of us are blind to the truth, and maybe the ones who can see the system for what it is, choose to ignore the problems and live comfortably numb. I am not happy about the way things work, and I propose it changes, sooner than later. What can I do? I am just one guy who is a wanna be radio star/television host. But I have a voice, and I can use it, and maybe if I am lucky, others will speak so loud, nothing can be ignored.

MJ

June 16, 2005 (The Hooligan Hopscotch)

Hallo there. Welcome to J Squared. Today we are going to do some hopscotch. Ready? OK!

1-So the autopsy on Terri Schiavo has been performed and it appears that she had no chance to make it. Gee doc, tell us something we didn’t already know. I guess many people who were protesting in front of the hospital, and some of the dickhead politicians out there who said, “she had a chance” will now realize that they wasted a week in their lives that they will never get back. Nice work, morons.

2-Apparently, Jessica Simpson’s “good girl” image went down the toilet with her latest video, “These Boots..” shows her in a bikini and now every 12-year-old boy’s walls are guaranteed to be white, so parents, no need to paint. Any hoot, I wonder what father Joe Simpson thinks. Is he ejaculating like them 12 year olds? After all, it was him in an interview with GQ that said, “my daughter has double Ds and those suckers keep popping out.” Well said, Dad. Well said.

3-The Patriot Act finally may strike the clause that allows government to check bookstore and library records of anyone walking the face of the United States, but George W Bush says he will veto any kind of legislation that will alter the controversial bill. It is a shame that we can’t veto the president. I mean here is a man who talks about morality, and we are letting a child molester go free on ten counts. More on that one later. Can we say we are a society based on morals and values when shit like that happens?

4/5- R. Kelly has really lost his mind. His new music is really creepy and weird. Have you heard the new song when he talks about the guy coming to the closet? Maybe he can whip out his dick and piss on him like he did to that girl in the video. That will show him.

6-Carl Everett from the White Sox obviously has many issues. He hates Wrigley Field, which is acceptable, hates gay people, which is questionable, and hates fans, which puts him in the receptacle. He claims in Maxim that “fan is short for fanatic and it is proven that 99% of the fans don’t even know what they are watching.” Hey Carl, who do you think pays for the tickets during those games you play? Even if they don’t know what they are watching, you are getting rich off these people. So why don’t you have a Coke and smile and shut the fuck up.

7/8-Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are knocking boots. Oh boy. The media is going to have a field day with this one. First off, Tom Cruise needs to be killed by one of the aliens in “War of the Worlds”, while Katie Holmes needed to be gangbanged by a swarm of bats. (There is my cheesy ass summer blockbuster joke for this journal.) Katie Holmes was with Chris Klein for a long ass time. She claims to be a virgin, but those two never kicked it. Come on now. She was a life long catholic, but now she is going to be a scientologist. What did Tom say to her? “If you are not down with scientology, fuck you. I mean really fuck you.” Well, I guess that is what Katie did right Tom? You cradle robbing crack head you! You are old enough to be her father, Jesus!

9-WJMK otherwise known in Chicago as “Oldies 104.3” but changed the name 3 times because they didn’t know who they wanted to market to has become Jack 104.3 FM. What I want to know is, who the hell is Jack? Is he the guy talking between songs and spots? Is he the evil overlord who threw Dick Biondi to the dumpster?

10-And finally, good ol’ Michael Jackson. Only in America can a man like Jackson, who supposedly is an icon, moonwalk away from ten charges that have damning evidence against him. So what if the accuser’s mother was a scam artist? The point is that many of Jackson’s employee’s saw the freak show give kids alcoholic beverages, he has been accused of this before, and he thinks there is nothing wrong with sleeping with children in the same bed. The fact that the jury was too star struck to see past Jackson the celebrity makes me want to puke. I can’t believe the idiots that flew to America from around the world to sit in front of the courthouse to cheer this pedophile on were cheering the verdict. I ask them, as well as the jury, the next time Michael Jackson has his famous slumber parties there; will you find a way to get your kids to go there? I mean after all, you all worship the man like he was God, so I can totally not see him fondle your children, or take showers with them, or the other sick shit that was said during the trial. May God have mercy on all your souls if he is reported molesting another child. And because of you guys, you just opened the door for other child molesters to walk as well.

And that will do it. Season premiere, two and a half weeks and counting. Bye bye.

Laters,
MJ

JUne 9, 2005 (What If?)

Hello friends
Doing something different this week, bear with me.

What if George W Bush would leave office?Would we truly be free? Free from the muzzle, the right and tyranny Free from fear that is instilled into you and me

What if Paris Hilton got a real job? Could she set the standard for all the little debutant bitches who rely on mommy and daddy for their money? Could she survive beyond the land of milk and honey? Would her IQ level still be so funny?

What if Michael Jackson was found guilty? Would Tinkerbell rescue this so called confused man? Can we say there is justice; there is law in the land? Or we will he walk like every other celebrity to take the stand?

What if Osama Bin Laden was captured and killed? Will this really end the violence, will this end the fear? Will killing one man make the future look so clear? Or will another come forward, and will the jihad be near?

What if Fox News would be fair and balanced? Maybe we could trust the nightly news Reporting the facts not their views Because they may win on ratings, but in reality we lose

What if people took the mask off? Instead of bullshit, they can say what they feelWe might get feelings hurt, but we’re human so we can healIt is about time that we need to be real

What if people worked for what they need? Instead of suing everyone for everything Not worry about the pain and suffering that they bring Making lawyers richer, and others poorer, and more ridiculousness that you’ve ever seen

What if congress came together? Liberals and conservatives drinking brewskies together on Capitol Hill While the glory of America would rally on still And the people got their voice, their rights, and their fill

What if we are were one? We could look past race, religion, and class Rich and poor working together, to make humanity last And telling the devil that separates us to kiss our fucking ass
What if we truly believe? That all is possible, and all can be fair That one day someone will take a dare To make things better, so the human race will care

It is not the neatest piece of poetry in the world, but I am on 3 hours sleep, and have all these thoughts swimming in my head. Thanks for reading.
MJ

June 2, 2005 (The Emmett Till Imax Double Feature)

Welcome to the journal and to everyone in Lake County, tonight’s going to be big. It’s the return on Michael Jae to Waukegan and everywhere else. Can’t wait for this shit!!!!

Back in the 1950’s, our boy Emmett Till was killed for allegedly whistling at a white girl. Now 55 years later, we are going to do another autopsy to see if this will lead to any clues of his murder. This is kind of like going into Hiroshima and seeing if life exists beyond the A-bomb. It does, but we know what happened. So what is the point of opening that can of worms? Someone said on TV “justice moves slow.” Well, I think the clock has ticked out on Till’s case.

If this was such a big deal, why didn’t we do this years ago? Why did we let two men walk that committed the murder? Don’t believe me? Ask them. They only stepped forward and gave the gory details. We know what happened. So what is the point of an autopsy?

Here we are once again, in our full red, white, and blue glory doing a double take after the fact like we have so many times before. Either we jump the gun, or we wait until years later to take on something that in a couple of words “has passed by.”

It is so ironic that “deep throat” has outed himself now. Gee that was only 30 years ago. Now who really gives a flying fuck? Although it was pure justice that this man gave Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein information that led to one of the scandals of our history, this guy waits forever to out himself, and now dollar signs are flying in the air. W. Mark Felt, former FBI member was this man. Instead of hiding in the shadows, why not come out and say something? Be proud you helped to preserve sanity in an insane world.

Look at the Michael Jackson trial. Maybe if we got it right the first time, that would have saved many kids from being molested from the wanna be Peter Pan Pedophile. Think about all the money, time, feelings, and news time that would have been saved.

Iraq is one of the most perfect examples of this. If we went in, and took down Saddam when we had a good reason, think about it now. The country would be united in the cause, and we wouldn’t be questioning authority about taking us to war on a premonition rather than facts. Then again, we question our leaders everyday. This would have been an easier pill to swallow if it were done right the first time.

If we did something about steroids in the beginning when Bud Selig, and other members of MLB suspected use, rather than wait for that jag bag Conseco to write a book, make lots of money and infiltrate the mainstream again, baseball fans everywhere would not pissed off at the game. It was a lie like the “home run derby” that brought interest back into baseball after a vicious strike that pissed off everyone.

There are many what ifs in life, and we really can’t do anything about the past but learn from it. Not to make the same mistakes. Not to follow the same patterns. We must continue to move forward for the liberation of mankind. Liberation of mankind? What am I talking about? I guess the machines are taking over the Earth. Maybe if we stopped relying on the use of machines…

See you next time
MJ